Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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