The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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