Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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