carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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