On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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