Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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