i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
My breasts were aching with rage.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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