dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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