Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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I need you to use more vowels.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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