Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
