Pappa wants mamma naked
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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