giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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