we're blogging at a bar
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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