we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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