I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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