He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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