i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
It's just like the Real World with babies
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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