If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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