thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
she smelled like a LAN party
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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