508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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