google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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