is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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