Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
