Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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