He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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