I think my vagina is haunted
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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