The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I am puke
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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