Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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