Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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