Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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