I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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