Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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