Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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