My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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