But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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