WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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