He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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