he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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