So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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