they need to just BURY HIM!
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
