please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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