You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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