lets start a swedish sibling band together
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
