How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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