They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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