The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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