is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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