Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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