we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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