Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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