It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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