This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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